who wants to shower me with romantic attention



If I didn’t remember actually reading this in an actual Calvin and Hobbes book as a child I’d think it was ironically photoshopped like those comics where Mickey Mouse and Goofy talk about how reality is an illusion but this comic strip was actually just……. already………… like that……………
I hate when people tell me that my outfit is ugly like? duh bitch I’m wearing this to prove an aesthetic point not to look like a Ken doll








